Top Five Things To Do During A Windows Reinstall
5. Masturbate to imaginary porn
4. Masturbate to memories of real porn
3. Drink Box
2. Come up with depressing “Top 5″ lists
1. Weep while drinking box wine and masturbating to a old “M” rated video game manuals
I hate you windows. I hate you.
<3 John
(Videos will happen next week, but for those of you who simply can't go another day without seeing me here is my most recent video from Japan. A bunch of deer pee in it!)
