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So let’s just get down to this shit, shall we?

I was stuck watching basketball the other day. I’ve never been a big fan, but now that I go to the University of Kansas it’s a big damn deal to everybody. Turns out, the sport was invented here. Which is so strange sounding. That like saying, “welcome to our school, the school that invented the hammer.” I didn’t even realize I could go to a place where an international sport was invented without leaving the country. But I guess the good ole’ USA’s big inventions are basketball and gravy; you gotta be able to go somewhere in the damn country and find the home of gravy.

Anywho, so I was watching Shaq do his giant’s dance around the court, just stomping over everybody like a golem conjured to do nothing else. And I started to think that I am no match for such a giant man. But then I thought about who I would send in to play in my stead. If I could pick anybody at all to be my player who would I go with? Well, rather than cursing the darkness I made a list of the five best players I could think of and made…

Nerdy Allstar Basketball Team

I’m working on a video for this which will be out next week so I can’t disclose the entire list just yet. But, here are a couple of players to wet your whistle. (Remember, these players aren’t ranked from best to worst, just a top five overall best)

5. Super Mario
4. Counselor Troi
3. Chewbacca
2. *SECRET: FIND OUT NEXT WEEK*
1. *SECRET: FIND OUT NEXT WEEK*

Other news:

So a LONG time ago (last april) two things happened. I had horrible looking long hair and I was interviewed by stand up comedian Dan Bialek when he performed in Lawrence. Originally I was going to open for him but I had a night class. But after the show he interviewed me and just today he posted the vid: