It’s Over 9000!!! (Celebration Video Contest)

To be accurate, it’s over 10,000. Well almost.
It won’t be too long long before I reach my 10,000th video view! I know that’s small potatoes when compared to the internet super giants, but I can’t believe it. This site has only existed since August and thanks to Cinemassacre and good-old-fashioned word of mouth, you are amongst a growing following here.
So, to reward you for watching my videos, I want you pick how I celebrate once I have 10,000 blip video views (I’m not counting my youtube channel, just because I have some Smash Bros. vids that have a shit ton of views and I only want to count my comedy stuff). Right now I’m sitting at about 8200 and I guess I’ll hit 10,000 by December 10th.
So vote on the video you want me do to in order to celebrate!
Here’s what you get to pick from:
1. I Perform a cover of “Still Alive” (The Portal Song) with my accordion, bass, and myself doing vocals
2. I record myself doing the “Gallon Challenge” but instead of drinking milk I drink a gallon of box wine (I’m a professional kids, don’t try this at home)
3. Take the “No-Hit Super Mario Brothers Challenge” where I have to run through SMB on the NES (warps are legal) without getting hit (this used to be a great time killer back in my undergrad days)
4. I remake my “Video Game Violence” bit, but do the entire things with the voice of the Monarch from Venture Bros.
Send me an email at johngibbonscomedy@gmail.com or leave a comment here with your vote! Polls close December 10th!




Definitely number 4.
FOUR.
gallon challenge.