Happy Thursday! I Got You A New Penises
Here are two new versions of some of my favorite bits all about cock.
“Where Penis Goes” AKA “Penis Simple”
“Hand Jobs”
Hand Jobs used to only be available in the super-far-away version that I shot at the Granada, and now you can see me jerk off a microphone stand up close.
In other news…
I’m heading to Okalahoma today for a Rolla Missouri, Survivors Reunion. Much like a zombie invasion, you can’t survive Rolla alone.




