Mega Man 9: My Record Crushed

All I can say is, “omg pause more pleez”.

But I’m happy to see that I’m only missing a few tactics and that a lot of is still just random. Who knows, maybe I’ll give the record another chase sometime…

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Friday, June 26th, 2009 at 01:40

Big Star Trek Post

This image filled with manly man love, found by one of my Goat House brothers, inspired me to put together my first Big Star Trek Post. Though the theme isn’t gay love at the speed of light, it is taking Star Trek and putting it in places it’s never gone before. Enjoy.

Star Trek: A-Team Opening

Nine Inch Nails Versus Star Trek: Closer

Common People: Star Trek Cartroon


Taken from William Shatner’s “Has Been” album, it’s actually a cover of a Pulp Song.

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Saturday, May 16th, 2009 at 22:47

Site Reworking: Videos Removed

Hello everyone,

As you know, I am not famous. Nor, do I earn enough from comedy for that to be my only job (or any job since I net zero dollars from it). I have another job, and I’m lucky enough that I love that job and am really good at it. Now, stand up is a field that has no anonymity; people not knowing who are ensure you’ll never make it in this business. I’m starting to grow afraid that my “less than P.R.” brand of humor may endanger my only means of income. To ensure this doesn’t happen most of my “edgiest” videos have been removed from the site. I’m also planning a site rework.

This summer I’ll be focusing on my day job, my research, and when I have time, my documentary. So, the site will still be home to my comedy (those videos which won’t land me in hot water) and some new stuff to come.

Thanks for your understanding. Some day, those videos will see the light of day again.

-John out.

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Wednesday, May 13th, 2009 at 02:47

Punch-Out: A Documentary

While working on my Smash Documentary I’ve grown an admiration for good documentaries. And, since I still love Punch-Out, enjoy this was easy:

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Monday, May 11th, 2009 at 00:31

Mega Man 2 Played By Kansas University Drum Line

My current school won the NCAA championship last year. This year KU wins the internet with the KU drum line playing the Mega Man 2 sound track.

It managed to catch Kotaku’s eye, which is where I found it.

Rock Chalk Jay- er, I mean “moar mega man preez!”

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Thursday, May 7th, 2009 at 01:54

Exclusive Interview with mc chris

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Friday, May 1st, 2009 at 22:14

MC Chris Live Tonight!

If you’re in the Kansas City Area, haul ass over the Lawrence and come to the Granada (directions). Doors open at 8pm to see MC Chris!

I’ll just leave this here, and I’ll see you tonight!

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Thursday, April 30th, 2009 at 15:56

Happy 10th Anniversary Smash

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Sunday, April 26th, 2009 at 22:39

Stand Up For Pirate Bay

Just minutes ago the verdict in the case of The Pirate Bay Four was announced. All four defendants were accused of ‘assisting in making copyright content available’. Peter Sunde: Guilty. Fredrik Neij: Guilty. Gottfrid Svartholm: Guilty. Carl Lundström: Guilty. The four receive 1 year in jail each and fines totaling $3,620,000.

Jail? JAIL?!? These guys aren’t fucking corrupt CEO’s that stole the livelihoods from their workers. They built a tool that people used for copyright infringement. And now they may go to jail? They are going to get raped in the ass for building a web service, then eating nacho cheese combos, while people download Polysics? That’s absurd!

Whole story here.

*UPDATE*
I’ve added this to current.com, so please vote me up!

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Wednesday, April 22nd, 2009 at 01:59

Show Tonight!

Don’t forget, if you’re in the Kansas City area, you need to come to the Jackpot in Lawrence KS and see me open for Andy Andrist. It’s an early show, 6pm.

Andy Andrist was hired as a writer and performer alongside comedians Doug Stanhope and Joe Rogan on Comedy Central’s “The Man Show.”

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Friday, April 17th, 2009 at 16:17